schadenfreudish.

~ Sunday, April 20 ~
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awwww-cute:

I turned on the dishwasher and she just sat there and stared at it for 20 minutes

awwww-cute:

I turned on the dishwasher and she just sat there and stared at it for 20 minutes


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the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG


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funfrom4chan:

To Infinity

funfrom4chan:

To Infinity

(Source: givemeinternet)


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funfrom4chan:

and beyond

funfrom4chan:

and beyond

(Source: givemeinternet)


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spiza:

im a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs so i figured out a way to do it.


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mcporno:

it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything


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cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus


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date:

have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?


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goldicrocs:

tumblr giveaway must be following me

goldicrocs:

tumblr giveaway must be following me


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thehoare:

when someone you can’t stand starts talking to you 

thehoare:

when someone you can’t stand starts talking to you 


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clannyphantom:

What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder


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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother


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antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 


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yokodefender:

the chosen one

yokodefender:

the chosen one


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cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is


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